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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
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It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
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Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
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If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism...
Quote #6560
America, why are your libraries full of tears?
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Changing husbands is only changing troubles.
Quote #29913
Cliques are groups, groups are great, great are cliques of people.
Quote #25757
I think the measure of your success to a certain extent will be the...