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Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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One thing life has taught me if you are interested, you never have to...
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In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and...
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Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The...
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due...
Quote #24229
The wirless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a...
Quote #8389
I cannot conceive otherwise than that He, the Infinite Father, expects or requires no...
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #28727
When in the pursuit of happiness Obstacles cross our way, When all seems lost...