Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #34046
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
Quote #32999
A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #18092
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Quote #18152
Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
Quote #33796
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Quote #24246
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #6547
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...