Quote #24362
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
Quote #21787
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #29942
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #26911
The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #21154
We have the power to make this the best generation of mankind in the...