Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #32618
A witty saying proves nothing.
Quote #25434
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
Quote #27272
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #5851
I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #22603
Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass...
Quote #6950
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
Quote #12679
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.