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To make mistakes is human to stumble is commonplace to be able to laugh...
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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
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looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot...
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The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
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True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until...
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Memories, important yesterdays, were once todays. Treasure and notice today.
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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...