Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #23982
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Quote #30963
Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.
Quote #8172
You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can...
Quote #32105
The strong do what they have to do and the weak accept what they...
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #19612
Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only...
Quote #3025
Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.