Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #15245
Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #31202
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Quote #13266
When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.
Quote #5569
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Quote #7915
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #18608
The desire for success lubricates secret prostitutions in the soul.
Quote #6974
The absolute good is not a matter of opinion but of nature.
Quote #2364
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him...