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The doors of wisdom are never shut.
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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #19923
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Quote #30924
Love is a kind of military service.
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Enthusiasm is that kindling spark which marks the difference between the leaders in every...
Quote #30898
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
Quote #5224
We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we...