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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
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It?s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
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Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you...
Quote #32570
Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #23819
Love will enter cloaked in friendship’s name.
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A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.
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Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #30129
The teacher must derive not only the capacity, but the desire, to observe natural...
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...