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Partying is such sweet sorrow.
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
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Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
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Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X,...
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Pain (any pain–emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our...
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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff.
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...