Quote #23562
I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #222
Religion is a defense against the experience of God.
Quote #17824
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Quote #12666
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
Quote #28293
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
Quote #7420
Necessity has no law.