Quote #14171
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your...
Quote #31161
Put yourself in a state of mind where you say to yourself, Here is...
Quote #23143
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #29116
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #1984
Did blind chance know that there was light and what was its refraction, and...
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #32385
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”