Quote #6986
The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #17122
Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #13182
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I...
Quote #21021
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Quote #17162
The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog....
Quote #1423
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Quote #5562
Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.