Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #24635
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #21929
There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few...
Quote #1643
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Quote #2172
The less government we have the better.
Quote #33656
If a man aspires to the highest place, it is no dishonor to him...
Quote #23105
The true, strong, and sound mind is the mind that can embrace equally great...
Quote #14878
You teach your daugthers the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are...
Quote #18533
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #6515
The end excuses any evil.