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A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been...
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The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his...
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If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Perhaps of all the creations of man, language is the most astonishing.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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See, that’s all you’re thinking about, is winning. You’re confirming your sense of self-...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...