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My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth.
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Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of...
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Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
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Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
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None has more frequent conversations with a disagreeable self than the man of pleasure;...
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No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...