Quote #14046
Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes...
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #28168
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #15259
Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go...
Quote #19368
We cannot always assure the future of our friends we have a better chance...
Quote #12791
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #14863
Few ever live to old age, and fewer still ever became distinguished, who were...