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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Good laws have their origins in bad morals.
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England produces the best fat actors.
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The very essence of love is uncertainty.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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The actual God of many Americans… is simply the current of American life.
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Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
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All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every...