Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #33011
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
Quote #16762
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #33469
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #1166
An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country;...
Quote #19102
Life is real Life is earnest And the grave is not its goal Dust...
Quote #33567
After my recent brush with voicelessness, I thought I’d share with you a few...
Quote #2469
I wonder how so insupportable a thing as a bookseller was ever permitted to...
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.