Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #33939
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
Quote #21915
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Quote #34508
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Quote #25043
No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people...
Quote #23370
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
Quote #15055
One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the...
Quote #7873
If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
Quote #9634
Invention is the mother of necessity.