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One must never lose time in vainly regretting the past or in complaining against...
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Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #29517
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #11143
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
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But pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any...
Quote #23592
I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...