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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy for what we leave...
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If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive...
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It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice. I consider the...
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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word...
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I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
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The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring...
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If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...