Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #25413
There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write...
Quote #18514
But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
Quote #4322
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #20068
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave...
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #6521
The world must be made safe for democracy.
Quote #29262
There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
Quote #26932
We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...