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Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
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Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write...
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When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and...
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I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...