Quote #30119
The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see...
Quote #4272
The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at...
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #31348
When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Quote #30120
The most dangerous aspect of present-day life is the dissolution of the feeling of...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7350
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #19464
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or...
Quote #24785
When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and...
Quote #19993
All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other...