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Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the...
Quote #31247
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #11433
Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
Quote #32650
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #33177
The world is exactly like you think it is, and that’s why.
Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #26589
When I look back on all the worries I remember the story of the...
Quote #12206
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
Quote #11588
All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in...