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California: The west coast of Iowa.
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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I believe in God like I believe in the sun, not because I can...
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Men are born to succeed, not fail.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality...
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...