Quote #5311
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
Quote #22495
I let the American people down.
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To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Quote #16677
I’m tired of Love I’m still more tired of Rhyme. But Money gives me...
Quote #20357
Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #18027
Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
Quote #10987
What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will...
Quote #6451
Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...