Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #9148
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
Quote #11363
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #34636
People don’t have to like or support you, so you always have to say...
Quote #23010
More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
Quote #15547
All the sounds of the earth are like music.
Quote #15944
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by...
Quote #16834
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...