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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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Streets full of water; please advise.
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Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly...
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Haste in every business brings failures.
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If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it...
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
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Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...