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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
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The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #10923
Don?t worry about a thing, ?cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Quote #6680
This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very...
Quote #15935
We never shall have any more time we have, and we have always had,...
Quote #20489
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
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All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...
Quote #4911
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #11494
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...