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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has...
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True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written in writing what deserves...
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If you are idle, be not solitary if you are solitary be not idle.
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Were we faultless, we would not derive such satisfaction from remarking the faults of...
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I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more...