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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
Quote #10638
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest...
Quote #10154
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.
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I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #19928
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #17135
We are never so happy or unhappy as we think.
Quote #31982
People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But...