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It’s hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn’t care...
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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The American sign of civic progress is to tear down the familiar and erect...
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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there...
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I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
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Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from...
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We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own...
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There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...