Quote #32865
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
Quote #19931
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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About foxhunting: The unspeakable chasing the uneatable.
Quote #16806
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Quote #19038
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown...
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
Quote #27624
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #10740
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.