Quote #6072
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #737
You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself.
Quote #2077
The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.
Quote #10420
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and...
Quote #16143
Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #15953
A little and a little, collected together, become a great deal; the heap in...
Quote #16446
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #13479
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...