Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
Quote #2798
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Quote #3218
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Quote #4051
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the...
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #25669
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
Quote #18183
Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so...
Quote #22927
You cannot play with the animal in you without becoming wholly animal, play with...
Quote #32741
High expectations are the key to everything.