Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #7456
Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.
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I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #6422
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the...
Quote #20031
People who matter are most aware that everyone else does too.
Quote #29308
If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed...
Quote #14810
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Quote #28778
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...
Quote #33065
One cool judgment is worth a dozen hasty councils. The thing to do is...