Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #4967
The worst is notSo long as we can say, “This is the worst.”
Quote #23526
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take...
Quote #24587
I’ve had enough success for two lifetimes, My success is talent put together with...
Quote #5173
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
Quote #33872
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #6052
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #9477
I never said actors were cattle. I said that actors should be treated like...