Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #33448
Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #8455
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #23573
It is not enough to do your best you must know what to do,...
Quote #11212
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
Quote #31150
Historical reminder Always put Horace before Descartes.
Quote #1406
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #7231
Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.