Quote #11263
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #13191
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #16204
I think I may define taste to be that faculty of the soul which...
Quote #7122
The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Quote #1478
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...
Quote #18392
Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
Quote #33268
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Quote #8367
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due...