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His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted...
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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more...
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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...