Quote #10250
Good taste is always an asset.
Quote #9766
I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #16237
Thoughts are funny little things,They can make paupers or make kings.
Quote #4941
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and...
Quote #27437
A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #26674
I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status...
Quote #8912
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.