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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28379

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Quote #32683

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working...
John Kenneth Galbraith

Quote #2896

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Bruce Leverett - "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"

Quote #2863

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system,...
Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1820

Quote #1705

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very...
Phyllis

Quote #27198

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
Pindar

Quote #14675

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28216

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
Author Unknown

Quote #15771

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The hardest work in the world is that which should have been done yesterday.
Thomas Carlyle

Quote #6125

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
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