Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #708
You may regret your silence once, but you will regret your words often.
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #20409
When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
Quote #29010
The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with...
Quote #30801
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions...
Quote #26843
We haven’t got the power to destroy the planet — or to save it....
Quote #6450
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Quote #5586
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing...