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When I was one-and-twenty, I heard a wise man say, Give pounds and crowns...
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Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice it...
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Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk...
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Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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Next time I will … From now on I will … What makes me...
Quote #9777
Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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The art of drawing conclusions from experiments and observations consists in evaluating probabilities and...
Quote #23876
When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it...