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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of...
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
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What is the sound of one hand clapping
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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It is no longer possible for lyric poetry to express the immensity of our...
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I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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Be as radical as reality.
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How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us