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Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead — that’s where your future lies.
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I don’t believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights,...
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The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #4587
It is not every question that deserves an answer.
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...