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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Well, I’m not a crook.
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All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
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Life can’t ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for...
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Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss...
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his...